Scott wrote this in the early evening:
So, on today’s issue of my luck being legendarily bad, doctors.
Saturday, or possibly Sunday morning, I woke up with some abdominal pain on the lower left side. This was not overly concerning, as pains just happen sometimes. Also, most of the interesting problems hurt on the right side. However, it was still hurting on Tuesday when I went back to work, and if you are going to need to see a doctor, it should be on a day you are supposed to be working and not a day you have off. So I called the number for my doctor on my insurance card.
That number immediately comes up with the “type in the name of the person you are trying to reach” auto-response thingy. Well, my doctor’s name came up with nothing, so I tracked down an operator. As it turns out, my doctor has become injured, and has been out for 4 weeks, or 4 months, or something, I wasn’t listening too closely. So, I had to call in to Blue Shield to see what they wanted me to do. They wanted me to go to my assigned doctor. After several rounds, the situation set in, and she asked me if I wanted to change doctors. Which I did, so she assigned me a new one. The change being effective December 1st. I explained that this was less than ideal, as I am in pain now, I could be dead by December 1st (actually not that second part, if I let them catch on that I might be seriously ill, they’d probably drop my policy). In any case, it turns out that she was able to make the change effective retroactively to November 1st.
In calling my new doctor, it turns out the office has moved, so I got a different number to call. After calling, it turns out that my doctor will be out for 4 weeks. On the plus side, another doctor is covering for him, so I decided to take the risk that maybe Blue Shield won’t find out I went to someone other than my primary care physician, and all will be well.
He poked me for a while, and we determined that, yes, I do have pain where I thought I was having pain and that I have a slight fever. Other than that, there isn’t much other than a list of things I probably don’t have due to being younger than they normally show up (Well, look at my day, things that should not happen to anyone happen to me regularly, so I probably _do_ have something that only appears in the elderly)
Today, I’m feeling a bit better, and also got to give samples of various bodily fluids for tests, so next week I’ll have a better idea of what I don’t have, also what I do have in terms of cholesterol. If you are taking my blood, you might as well give me something useful.