FNFD.BLOG

FNFD stands for Friendly Neighborhood Forces of Darkness. We are evil in that we are primarily concerned with our own benefit and are not in the least above dirty tricks and general nastiness to achieve what we want. However, we are also civic minded in that we know better than to screw things up permenantly. What fun is there in ruling a post-apocalyptic wasteland of undead horrors (I mean, after the first few weeks. Initially it would be great fun); you just get radiation and zombie goop everywhere, with none of the finer points of civilization like air conditioning and animated sitcoms, and nothing worth stealing from your oppressed populous. So we here at FNFD.org live by the simple motto of “Keeping the world worth conquering” because if the world isn’t worth conqering, we don’t want to rule it, passing it down to our evil offspring to rule in their turn when they betray and overthrow us, or betray us to marry the dashing hero, or betray us for a large bribe and live quietly on some tropical island. It really doesn’t matter, just as long as they betray us, that’s really what the children of evil people are for, because it shows that we have done our jobs and left something worth taking for the next generation..